1. "To bae or not to bae"
    — William Shakespeare  (via hip-hopsgods)

    (Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via sippycupsfor-men)

     

  2. cats-n-lesbians:

    Reblog if you are the gay sibling

    (via romancingthelookyloos)

     

  3. I am thinking it’s a sign

    That the freckles in our eyes

    Are mirror images and when we kiss

    They’re perfectly aligned

    (Source: hightidesss, via laterinthecaveoflesbians)

     

  4. gayseawitch:

    lorenzomakesthings:

    ranagazoo:

    saint-bmo:

    anachronizomai:

    myfightcomesintothelight:

    "You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

    Don’t.

    "You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

    No.

    "You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

    No.

    "I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

    No.

    "At least you act norm-"
    Stop.

    "I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

    Maybe

    (Source: furtherdowntheriver, via monica1ewinsky)

     

  5. Alternate Titles for Shakespeare's Plays

    1. Othello: I Made a Bad Life Choice.
    2. Henry V: I Made Bad Life Choices So Now I Must Make Up For It
    3. Henry VI: Watch Me Make Bad Life Choices.
    4. Macbeth: Henry Vi Has Nothing on My Life Choices
    5. Hamlet: My Uncle Made Bad Life Choices and Now I Have to Fix It.
    6. Romeo and Juliet: Our Bad Life Choice Killed 90% Of the Cast Indirectly
    7. A Merchant Of Venice: Betting Body Parts on Success of a Shady Sea Voyage Through Hurricane Plagued Waters is a A Bad Life Choice
    8. Coriolanus: I Refuse to Admit That My Life Choices Are Bad
    9. Richard III: Fate Made Me Make Bad Life Choices.
    10. Midsummer Night's Dream: Puck You Little Fuck
     
  6. humansofnewyork:

    "Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
    "Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

     
  7. Captain Adorable (◕‿◕✿)

    (Source: markoruffalo, via goodlyrottenapple)

     

  8. forsciencejohn:

    when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

     
  9. If you had a sword in real life, what would you name it?

    (Source: phoenixings, via mrgolightly)

     

  10. 173-to-127:

    sterek-much:

    ravenclawssaywhat:

    this-is-horrorwood:

    hey-how-ya-doing:

    oomshi:

    do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

    do i like you or do i like that you like me

    do I like you or do I like the idea of you

    do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

    are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me

    all of the above

    (via thecityofneonandchrome)