1. nextyearsgirl:

    "I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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    (via thecityofneonandchrome)

     

  2. the fact that a really shitty haiku I wrote two years ago got reblogged twice today and is getting liked makes me wonder about people

     
  3. lunacalypso:

    "My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

    (via laterinthecaveoflesbians)

     
  4. ladyloki291:

    justin-john:

    wtfhistory:

    theshewomanboyhatersclub:

    jesuisuneetoile:

    THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

    Thats right!

    Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

    He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

    Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

    I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

    LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

    In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

    Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

    Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

    Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

    FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

    ^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

    This. Is. Glorious!

    (via dfjules)

     
  5. glower:

    anthonyjcrowley:

    glower:

    glower:

    anthonyjcrowley:

    glower:

    What do you mean this isn’t a romance movie poster.

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    THAT’S RIGHT USE YOUR PHOTOSHOP POWERS FOR GOOD

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    (Source: repulsor, via oldfilmsflicker)

     

  6. "Government is not an à la carte system where you can pick and choose based on your beliefs. Taxation is more of an all-you-can-eat salad bar. You don’t get to show up and say, ‘Look, I know it costs $10.99, but I’m only paying $7.50 because I have a moral objection to beets.

    Everyone has their own version of beets. If you really want to be treated like a person, corporations, then guess what? Paying for things you don’t like is what it feels like to be one."
     
  7. newsweek:

    Last week, Kim Kardashian teased her 15.5 million Instagram followers (more than the combined populations of the Czech Republic and Ireland—the two countries where she spent the week following her most recent wedding) with a photograph of herself, dressed casually in jeans and a leather jacket, sitting in a recording studio.

    “Excited about this new project,” she wrote, adding the hashtags “#comingsoon” and “#kimkardashiangame.” A game?! A Kim Kardashian game?! What could that possibly entail? A game about what, you’re no doubt snarling between bites of your lunch salad, picking outfits, heading to appointments, and collecting money? As it turns out, uh, that’s exactly what her game entails. How do I know this?

    Because I spent about 90 minutes this afternoon playing it.

    I Played Kim Kardashian’s Captivating iPhone Game and It Made Me Feel Insecure | Vanity Fair

     

  8. mskamalakhan:

    sallysbutter:

    birth control pills: 

    • can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions
    • can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation
    • can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects
    • can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

    erectile dysfunction drugs:

    • give you an erection

    (via thecityofneonandchrome)

     

  9. english-american:

    Canada: wispers it’s my birth…

    America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!!

    Canada: …day

    (via daisyannconfused)

     
  10. ladyhistory:

    Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

    PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

    (via bornbeforethewind)